about us

Simon and Ruby are husband and wife. They eloped in Italy in 2022 (no one was invited), are the proud parents of Denzelle (the sookiest labradoodle in Melbourne) and currently expecting a baby girl in July (Simon hopes they share the same birthday). 

Simon is a commercial photographer of 12 years obsessed with classic BMWs, his wife and tracking his Vo2 max via his Garmin. Ruby has worked in social media for 10 years, knows way too much about Balondi vs Lively, believes her baby is made of chicken schnitzel sandwiches and thinks her husband is one in 8.2 billion.